btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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