I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.