even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
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Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
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I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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