Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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