HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
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Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
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Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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