i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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