It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Why can't burritos get me drunk
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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