we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
