What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?