Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
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