i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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