would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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