it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Randomize
