sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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