i barfeds in our rink
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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