So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
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Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
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She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
and you fell through a lawn chair
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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