Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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