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Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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