I'm lost and stupid without you.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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