I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
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You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
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Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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