ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
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Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
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I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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