is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
