my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
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nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
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You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
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