Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
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Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
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Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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