your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
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The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
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Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
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