Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
where am i from again
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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