who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I think i got beer on your cat.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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