On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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