It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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