There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
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The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
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Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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