I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
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i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
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Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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