you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
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i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
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My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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