Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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