But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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