to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
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I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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