I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
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What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
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I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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