I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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