So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
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