Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Soap is not a condiment
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
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Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
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The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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