their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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