I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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