Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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