Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
where does the pee come out of this thing
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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