batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
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Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
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I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Holy sore nipples Batman
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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