We're like a lot better than the average bears
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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