"it" just moved
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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