Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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