I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
should my penis look like a turkey
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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