Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
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NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
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They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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