Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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