Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
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RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
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If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Please don't give away my fajitas
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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