He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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